April 1st.

Happy Fools Day - the holiday made for government workers.  We'd just like to squash an April 1st rumor that Sound Of Cannons LLC was purchased by Janeane Garafalo.  Some news outlets mistakenly ran with the false press release that Ms. Garafalo had converted to conservatism and renounced her pro-lesbian ways to become a stay-at-home Mom.  Hence she has not purchased SOC for $53 million in cash.  Nor has she settled down in Ludlow, Vermont with a non-celebrity farmhand to live a more basic life.